if you can't give something from the heart, the next best thing is to give something from the crotch.
Don't let your dignity get in the way of your online prostitution
Have fun, it's your life and it's your body: cheapen it!
having children when you're that stupid is child abuse
Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a shitty bar for the rest of their lives.
Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.
Ever notice how people ask you what sign you are and always say "I knew it" only after you tell them which one? That's because they're full of shit.
