first day at work

Greetings

When i wrote the coming soon blog on Tuesday(which ALL of you must've noticed(!!1)), i thought i'd do the first day @ work post the next day. But such is life. Work is sort of hectic so never really got the time until now.

Ovar serious ho gya. Don't see any point doing a first day@work post when I've already had a week at work.(fake lol). but i'll do it anyway. (WHAT)

So 9.40(late!) i holler at the receptionist (i think his name is alex. hes black, has a moustache and probably goes to church. every day. to wash away his sins. ok no hes a good guy). im made to sit at the CC desk coz they haven't pimped out(read set up) my cubicle yet. So i sit around. and wait. Normally i would have chatted up the CC lady and joked about some random thing, but then again this is not college. So i sit. and wait. 2 hours and im reading this ppt about the company and what it does. then i get this company report to read. Yawn. I see the CC lady's desk n she has a picture of herself and her hunky husband up on her desk. I have NO idea how she hooked up with him. I think it was a case of inner beauty. That, or bachpan ka vaada.

The day was mostly spent filling up company employee forms, getting my computer, visiting cards (yeah baby) and stuff sorted out. Somewhere in between, my boss dude made a joke about how my desk was being set up in the basement near the car parking.

I forced a chuckle.

It was tough.

That apart, this lady opposite my desk called up her friend to wish her on her 40th birthday and was well, loud. She said, and i qoute, "40 is the new 30". Right. and 20 is the new 10. Yay! Im about to be a teenager in 3 years. * Hi 5 *

Had lunch with SV and D-man and generally chatted up about real estate. Im officially Vijender. You know, the world famous properties guy from Khosla Ka Ghosla? No? never mind.

Yawn. I'm sleepy. I wish i could write more but its like 4 am. No, it IS 4 am.

will try and write soon.

dh!

P.S. Met most of my team over the week. pretty cool ppl them. work has been hectic yea so get tired. very tired. that apart, the traffic is SO effed up i'll soon do a traffic post.Thank god i don't have to drive to ggn.The office dudes are kinda uptight(read a lot older) so i can't joke around as much. But its all good. IHZ all guuuuddddh.

P.S. 2 Man i love shahid afridi. and no, not like Yawn i like his batting Yawn. More like, i youtubed his interviews on GeoTv and spent 3 hours watching them. Yes i can be weird at times. I love u man.

peace up

hello toodles. firstly, back to english.

i don't know what toodles means. i just said that coz it sounds fun. so fuck u.

ok maybe that was rude. so screw u.

much better.

wait, wasn't toodles slang for bye?

so anyway, life is good. by the time you read this, i already would have played cricket at sirifort in the morning followed by drinks in the....afternoon.

cold drinks.

nevermind that. went to ndtv today. their cab picked me up n dropped me back so yay. and i had coffee there.

thats about it. the show was stupid. really. thank u jammu tavi for attending it with me! aside, met karti K ther. that guy looks like he's on a caffeine high 24/7. nice guy though. i like him. when he's not ovar the top i.e.

talking of which, OVAR. i've been saying that a lot. in my book, ovar is used in place of over to add emphasis to the term. ( pronounced ovAAAAr). write that down.

i just want to say ovar, ovar and ovar again.

oh and work starts next week. *chicken dance*. i ended up penetrating the same hole i wanted to in the first place(1). life is weird. which is good.

there we have it. innuendo!

talking of work DevD got thru this other place. really happy man. its cool everything is panning out so awesomely. Its all good. relax.

talking of talking, i was talking to you-dont-know-who about hard ons the other day. you know what i'm talking about. Erections. well, the bone of contention..hahahhaha..ok wait. maybe i should keep it for my R rated blog.

baaki, dd is still dd. senti kyun maarti hai yaar? you know how i feel about juice na!

work reminds me, how will i wake up in the mornings? i mean HOW THE F*** will i wake up on time? Shit will hit the fan. I know. Pagaar kaat lenge :l

I wrote this shit on Saturday but forgot to post it. So i'm just putting this bitch up as it is coz today is a different day and i don't want to mess with Saturday's me.

coz he dangerous.

(1) no you perv. i meant this real estate dope ass organisation called cbre. google us!