Thighs Wide Open

The following is an excerpt from my forthcoming collection of poems - Batman in Robin. This is written by a deer friend. 

Bambi!

No i wrote it. 

P.S. You might want to read this in a sing song way. No really.

--
Prelude

There was a boy

He used to make gap

In watermelon

Oh yea

Then he use it

To rehearsal

juicy juicy

Fragile Fragile

That boy,

me

Wakaao!

--

..A beautiful behind..

I want to sex you

Oh baby, I want to sex you

On the table

I want to banana

In your that place

I want to

Sex you

I want to nude you

And the shaking

Energy

And the

thumping

I give you piggy back

Ride

My Charlie so big

He come around

Charlie the great (Chorus)

Charlie the great

I want to 69

Position

If you don’t know,

Baby google it

I want your finger(s)

And thumb

Holding my,

Ladyfinger

I want to

sex you

And i know you want to me too

Oh baby( chorus)

- Rames “The Body” Jadav 

P.S. Before you judge me, see this http://mailatimes.com/2009/07/21/report-pakistani-men-are-sexy/


P.S. 2 This is supposed to be humorous ! Stop taking everything so seriously! seriously!

the boy who lived..to fornicate

hello to the peoples of the worlds.

before anything, shaving advice - do it just After you've had a bath and NOT before it. that way your skin is smoother and wet (did i mention dont wipe ur face) so its a lot easier and no cuts!

Yea, so people in my work place like to chat up while they pee. Umm, i don't. Which leads to funny situations. Let's just leave it that.

Lately, i haven't been able to go for random meet ups and parties (ooh!) coz of various reasons. No, i haven't become decidedly asocial; it just hasn't worked out for one reason or another. Which basically means, guys, it was just happenstance. its all good; Keep the invites coming!

Man i like work. I just want to get free earlier. Coz the way it stands, it barely leaves time for other things. Like cleaning my underwear(read hand towel) drawer for instance. Or poker. You get the drift.

I started listening to UK asian music back in the 10th grade. Mom said its just a phase beta. Its been 6 years now. Long phase maa.

Man i should've gone for P's social gathering last night. It would've been a night of drunken debaucherous revelry. Sigh.

You win some, you dim sum.

What is up with the way people drive? No seriously. Lanes! They're meant for a purpose. So are indicators(!) And when you can see the light's countdown is about to end, i can see why you might want to set your hair, touch yourself(1) or whatever. Why not start your cars while you're at it eh? Never mind.

Talking of work, I've started doing in 3 weeks what I didn't do in 3 years of college.

No no, i haven't stopped watching porn(2). I meant carrying a wallet. The uncle transformation is complete! *glint*

I need more formal shirts! *hint hint* Talking of which, I'll be 21 in 5 odd months! I dont like the sound of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYuG1LBkhNI

Its an irish folk song. You might like it, you might not. I do.(dd take note)

Oh and i got a week's worth of gym membership at this new gym near office while i chatted up the owner. Vaaao( saif style)

More later

rgds

Dh1

P.S. Looking forward to Funny People, the movie. Imdb it!

(1) - explore your body. you know, like basturmate and stuff.

(2) - No i don't watch porn. Yes i do. No i don't.

Change in blog address

Waza

Im changing to blog address to dh1opinion.blogspot.com

The change will apply within a week or so. I'll inform all the readers i know (which will obviously take time seeing the vast readership). For the remaining anonymous ones (Thats right. YOU), please take note.

dh1opinion.blogspot.com

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