Monday, July 26, 2010

true story

an alien once came to planet earth. while he was basically just chilling and checking the place out, he met an earthling, who although cautious at first, came forward and started shaking hands. while the alien smiled and looked deeply into his eyes, the earthling goes - hi. on our planet, we greet people by shaking hands. so the alien goes - hey. on our planet, we have sex by shaking hands.


and it was good.

Monday, July 5, 2010

cool nicknames

mere hone wale bete ke liye:
  • raaje
  • monty
  • bunty
  • tony
  • billu
  • kaake
  • jeetu
  • sher
  • veer
  • bappi
  • shainky
  • teenu
  • chote
  • a two letter name. like kd.
  • papla
  • prince
beti hui toh jaan maar doonga.


haha. just kidding.


not really. :l