before anything, shaving advice - do it just After you've had a bath and NOT before it. that way your skin is smoother and wet (did i mention dont wipe ur face) so its a lot easier and no cuts!
Yea, so people in my work place like to chat up while they pee. Umm, i don't. Which leads to funny situations. Let's just leave it that.
Lately, i haven't been able to go for random meet ups and parties (ooh!) coz of various reasons. No, i haven't become decidedly asocial; it just hasn't worked out for one reason or another. Which basically means, guys, it was just happenstance. its all good; Keep the invites coming!
Man i like work. I just want to get free earlier. Coz the way it stands, it barely leaves time for other things. Like cleaning my underwear(read hand towel) drawer for instance. Or poker. You get the drift.
I started listening to UK asian music back in the 10th grade. Mom said its just a phase beta. Its been 6 years now. Long phase maa.
Man i should've gone for P's social gathering last night. It would've been a night of drunken debaucherous revelry. Sigh.
You win some, you dim sum.
What is up with the way people drive? No seriously. Lanes! They're meant for a purpose. So are indicators(!) And when you can see the light's countdown is about to end, i can see why you might want to set your hair, touch yourself(1) or whatever. Why not start your cars while you're at it eh? Never mind.
Talking of work, I've started doing in 3 weeks what I didn't do in 3 years of college.
No no, i haven't stopped watching porn(2). I meant carrying a wallet. The uncle transformation is complete! *glint*
I need more formal shirts! *hint hint* Talking of which, I'll be 21 in 5 odd months! I dont like the sound of that.
Its an irish folk song. You might like it, you might not. I do.(dd take note)
Oh and i got a week's worth of gym membership at this new gym near office while i chatted up the owner. Vaaao( saif style)
More later
rgds
Dh1
P.S. Looking forward to Funny People, the movie. Imdb it!
(1) - explore your body. you know, like basturmate and stuff.
(2) - No i don't watch porn. Yes i do. No i don't.
7 comments:
This is what Twitter was made for actually... while you were not looking (or looking down towards your special place - please don't post its photo here in one of your phases of unbridled enthusiasm)
dha-wan!!- funny as always but because of the above comment...i can't help but always associate the words 'unbridled enthusiasm' with you!!! :D...awww....:P
ps-the song...why do you have such diverse recommendations? keeping life interesting eh? :)
screw twitter(twitter here i come). this is how i write. take it or take it.
and anon, the choice be quirky. tum kaise samjhogee :P !
(inside joke)
you're like a dog with a bone about that stooooo-pid trait!!! :D
Dh1, kick ass stuff.
Bored-so-i'm-reading-your-blog-again; blog viewership still 2 people, including you, Guess who!
I will not sign off by saying cheers because my college principal wrotes that too.
Be cool.
arjen! long time stud. read ur facebook note. itna depressing kyun likhta hai. apni life se inspiration draw karta hai na :P.. seeing as u've lost 10 stones and counting plus ur in the p-cel, you WILL get laid soon.
cheers to that handsome
Lol, that does it for the anonymous posting.
work hard, party harder.
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