Monday, July 26, 2010

true story

an alien once came to planet earth. while he was basically just chilling and checking the place out, he met an earthling, who although cautious at first, came forward and started shaking hands. while the alien smiled and looked deeply into his eyes, the earthling goes - hi. on our planet, we greet people by shaking hands. so the alien goes - hey. on our planet, we have sex by shaking hands.


and it was good.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

of course its true. it was in a MOVIE.
chor

Anonymous said...

oh wait.. they peed from fingers.
close enough.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE SUCH A DIRTY MIND. Read many of your other posts - they are all underscored by the same thing - FILTH!

Anonymous said...

I pity people like you who feel talking or mocking 'dirty' stuff...makes you 'cool'...

Get original dude. You do seem to have a flair for writing, don't waste it on filth.

Anonymous said...

bet 1000 bucks the upar walla anon doesn't know a thing.

Anonymous said...

Bet a 100 bucks that the anon above this is the writer himself. Coward can come out in his name and fight.

Anonymous said...

bet Rs.10 the above anon lacks originality (i'm not after the money, so there)

Hutch Doggy said...

You and I....in this beautiful world....green grass blue skies.....VODAFONE!

Pre pedh said...

Kya idea hai sir jee!!!

Thanedar said...

Tamma tamma logeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

THIS IS A SICK BLOG!!!

Anonymous said...

its the best i've EVER read/seen :)

Anonymous said...

a) you HAVE a dirty mind
b) i like it :D

Anonymous said...

Gadha kahin ka...kya bakwaas laga rakhi hai...

Teacher said...

All the anonyouses....please identify yourself...

Fantastic Beta said...

Teacher made a spelling mistake!!

Anonymous said...

Obviously not a very good teacher...
Or...
teaching by (bad)example?

"What Not To Do"
By Teacher

ps- why is your blog so popular suddenly? kii hua?

Anonymous said...

The anonymous above this - I dont like. Lame and fake.

Anonymous said...

I will.

Pari Hoon Main said...

what part of anonymous do you NOT understand meeeestaah?

aaanyway. blog. more frequently. :)

Anonymous said...

how can you ever live up to the popularity of this post?
eh boy?
:)

Nimit Kathuria said...

Ye? This puts forwarded messages to shame.

Anonymous said...

*bookmarks this page*

Anonymous said...

I could easily leave my name but why destroy the chain of mystery?..
:)
In fact I can't even remember which comments I can take ownership of.. Hmm.. the beauty of forgetting? :)

Anonymous said...

they say a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory :)

you could even write pugsie or dd for that matter and still uphold the secrecy..

on a different note, we don't remember what happened..what we remember becomes what happened..

u wrote comment nos 1,2,5,7,12,13,17,20,21..and 24th by the way!

sidharth

Anonymous said...

okay this is scary.. but you're not talking to me there. definitely not post 24. oooh.. you have a secret follower!

and i'm pretty sure I can take responsibility for very very few of those comments! yus.. this is me.

Anonymous said...

though I agree with the sentiment. no ownership memory whatsoever. uff.